25 Things In Which I Do Not Find Much Value

Oooooh! Schmutzie's put on her judgy hat!

1. Axe products
2. Insisting that government decisions must follow the religiously prescribed morality of one particular group over all others, religious and secular alike
3. Crunchy peanut butter
4. Not striving for quality and ongoing improvement in your creative work
5. Shoes that are uncomfortable
6. Repeated declarations that blogging is dead, as though it is not a medium with wide-ranging success being employed by everyone from individuals to mainstream media
7. Thong underwear
8. Moral outrage
9. Plain donuts without any sugar or honey-dipping
10. Attacking people who come from a place of acknlowledged privilege for witnessing the lives of those without that privilege
11. Fondant
12. Declaring that anything isn't fair
13. Not using the Oxford comma
14. Designing a website that makes blog content difficult to access or engage with
15. Lying awake at 2:00 a.m. and wondering if getting four bars on your iPhone in your bedroom means that you are more likely to get cancer than when you are getting one bar
16. Diets that insist an entire class of natural food is bad for you
17. Being mean as a way to assert dominance
18. Fundamentalism, religious or otherwise
19. Non-alcoholic beer
20. Denying the need for feminism
21. Those insane cheekbone implants paired with facelifts that make people look like Spitting Image puppets
22. Arguing with commenters on sites like YouTube or just about any newspaper's website
23. Reborn dolls
24. Criticizing a woman for her appearance in a situation that has little or nothing to do with her appearance
25. Toe cleavage

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