25 Things About Which I Am Suspicious

1. The relative safety of really tall cranes
2. Large dogs with heavy chains for leashes
3. Thickly-accented customer care representatives who claim to be named Jeremy
4. Hard-boiled eggs that have that grey layer around the yolk
5. The nuclear family
6. Telephone calls
7. Statements that use the words always and/or never
8. So-called design websites with weblogs with generic templates
9. People who tell you that you can trust them
10. The competence of micro-managers
11. The perpetual bemoaning of negative situations to which one is not physically shackled
12. Religion
13. Products that mask household odours
14. The disruptive force of all our electrical gadgets on humanity's collective consciousness
15. What really counts as "dirty", aside from bacteria
16. Food cooked in other people's homes
17. A culture that appears to wax hysterical about pedophilia while selling thong underwear and padded bras to eight-year-old girls
18. Mayonnaise or mayonnaise-like sandwich spreads
19. Anyone who declares the impending death of personal blogging due to innovations in the social web
20. Strict adherence to party lines
21. The merit of shoulder pads in women's clothing
22. People who are overly complimentary
23. The judgy UPS guy who appears to shave off all of his body hair (at least what's visible)
24. Any statement that begins with the phrase "I am so over [something or other]"
25. The necessity of underwear

What raises your suspicion?