Me at Aiming Low: Pimples Don't Make For Graceful Aging

"Pimples Don't Make For Graceful Aging":

If writing here at Aiming Low has taught me anything, it's that you guys know the cures to my ills, whether I'm suffering from insomnia or am in dire need of nail care advice. I want your tips, tricks, and secrets, people. Tell me about your face, or your kids' faces, or your sister's friend's cousin's cat with chin acne. I need your zit knowledge, please and thank-you.