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Entries in mud (2)

Saturday
Mar102012

Today, I'm a Hopeful Genius

Spring is springing!

Well, it's not exactly springing, but it was finally above 0°C (32°F) yesterday, which meant that I could take my gloves off to take photos without risking my digits.

doomed building

The dirtier snow is melting into mucky and oily clumps and puddles, showcasing the grit and pollution of urban melt.

As much as this time of year is swampy and unattractive in Regina, though, and as much as it brings on my snow mould allergies like nobody's business, it still makes the small fist of my heart shake off some of its melancholy.

first puddles!

For those of us who suffer from seasonal depression, mud is hope's correlate in early spring.

Mud also means dragging out my belove red rubber boots!

mud!

These boots may be beloved, but I've always had a painful problem when I wear them. My socks tend to work themselves down my leg, and then the top of the boot rubs the back of my calf raw, because these boots are shaped to fit close to the leg. I had a major stroke of brilliance, though, and the problem has been solved.

To keep your close-fitting rubber boot from rubbing your calf raw, wear a pair of knee-high socks and fold the sock over the top of the boot. The boot holds up your sock, and your sock prevents your leg from being rubbed raw.

boot and cat

Today, I'm a hopeful genius.
Thursday
Feb022012

Manitou Mud and Soft Nipples

The following is a series of emails that the Palinode has been sending me over the course of the evening.
Manitou mud! It's on me.

aidan in a mud mask 1

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It's getting uncomfortable.

aidan in a mud mask 2

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When it dries it's this weird light green colour. Almost chartreuse.

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My skin is now insanely soft.

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I'm going to put this stuff on my nipples next. Result: the softest nipples of all.

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Post mud.

aidan in a mud mask 3

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Transcribe our conversation. Post the pictures I sent you. I have no shame. Just soft, smooth nipples.
How does one not swoon for such a man?

Although, I am a little concerned about how sad he looks now that he has the softest nipples of all. Maybe this is how the Universe is balancing things out. To giveth, it must taketh away.

Soft nipples: they will steal your joy.