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Sunday
May122013

101 Things We Love (aka Grace in Small Things: Sunday Edition #134)

morning Onion
My kitty, Onion, is pretty darn lovely.

I asked the people on Twitter to tell me what they loved, and it turns out that they love a lot of things. They love more than a hundred of them, in fact, so I curated and edited the following compilation of our loves to spread it around a little:
  1. the sound of snapping open a fresh can of something fizzy
  2. coffee
  3. the smell of freshly cut grass
  4. reading
  5. friends who get it
  6. a fluffy cat curled up next to me and cooing like a happy pigeon while he sleeps
  7. having written
  8. a good toilet flange
  9. my husband's hands
  10. yoghurt, specifically spelled with the H in the middle
  11. holding my hand out the window of a car while going down the highway in summer
  12. a good latte
  13. great writing
  14. avocados
  15. callouses on my fingertips from playing guitar
  16. lavender
  17. my kid snoring
  18. darjeeling tea with coconut flavouring and milk
  19. the ukulele
  20. ice cold water
  21. the feel of suede
  22. new book smell
  23. the way I get goosebumps when my husband looks at me
  24. that moment in a movie you've seen a hundred times before that still takes your breath away and paralyzes you as you wait for it
  25. Hendrick's gin
  26. new jammies
  27. performing
  28. laughing
  29. hot buttery popcorn with garlic powder and hot sauce
  30. connecting again with a person you love but thought you'd lost
  31. kitties
  32. happy hour with friends
  33. cooking a good meal
  34. discovering new music
  35. British miniseries
  36. Sunday afternoon naps
  37. watermelon
  38. a clean house
  39. chosen families
  40. that kids wear costumes just because they can
  41. kissing
  42. almond biscotti drizzled with chocolate
  43. rainy days
  44. smoked swiss cheese
  45. singing loudly
  46. cheesy dance moves
  47. my dog
  48. green buds on trees
  49. thunderstorms
  50. fuzzy kitty bellies
  51. popsicles
  52. the power of music to connect people
  53. surprising my stepson
  54. pizza
  55. rain drumming on the roof late at night
  56. pedicures
  57. feeling like I belong
  58. love
  59. crunching through ice cubes
  60. cats purring
  61. burritos
  62. listening to a tone deaf person who loves to sing butcher their favourite song
  63. finding a bra that fits just so
  64. chocolate cake
  65. the first night you notice the fireflies have come back for the summer
  66. summery days with thunder clouds off in the distance
  67. peppermint
  68. street fairs
  69. pesto
  70. listening to wild birds outside
  71. Mad Men
  72. going out for brunch on the weekend
  73. crafting
  74. swimming
  75. the colour of the light at golden hour
  76. grapefruits
  77. being read to
  78. Scully and Mulder's dedication to bringing out the best in each other in The X-Files
  79. sushi
  80. photography
  81. random acts of kindness from strangers
  82. the cool side of the pillow
  83. kisses from my son
  84. drinking iced tea in the shade on a hot day
  85. finishing a creative project I feel really good about
  86. Sam Cooke
  87. cracking through the shell on crème brûlée
  88. poetry
  89. learning
  90. time travel
  91. how excited my dog gets every time he sees me
  92. dulce de leche ice cream
  93. the sound of my kids laughing
  94. clean sheets fresh from the line
  95. roasted Brussels sprouts
  96. old school rotary telephones
  97. dancing until my body hurts
  98. bowties
  99. warm sunshine with a slight breeze
  100. sleeping in
  101. long lists of things people love

Thanks to all the good people who answered my call!

What do you love?

Wage a battle against embitterment and take part in Grace in Small Things.
Saturday
May042013

30 Reasons Why I Might Not Follow You Back On Twitter

twitter yuck


  1. You have #TeamFollowBack in your bio.

  2. You don't reply to anyone in your tweet stream.

  3. Your tweet stream is little more than a list of giveaways and sponsored posts.

  4. You are hyper-focused on one topic and never stray into human communication.

  5. You constantly tweet links telling me to follow you on another social media platform.

  6. You only retweet other people while rarely saying anything yourself.

  7. You call yourself crazy, drunk, weird, or passionate.

  8. You promise your followers things if you gain a certain number of them.

  9. You only tweet links to your blog or content on other sites.

  10. Your bio claims that you are a social media guru or maven.

  11. You promise to commit to social good activities only if your followers promote your content.

  12. You are a business who sells tractors or diaper supplies or whathaveyou three thousand miles away from where I live.

  13. You are heavy on the leetspeak.

  14. Your bio claims that you are an expert on three or more things.

  15. Your tweet stream is cluttered with app spam from the other apps you use telling me where you are, how many calories your burned running, or what your twitter stats are.

  16. You make sexist, pornographic, or otherwise hate-mongering comments.

  17. You have no bio whatsoever.

  18. Your company bio reads like a board room mission statement.

  19. Your whole stream is inspirational quotations.

  20. Your bio claims to be that of an appliance, as though I want to have a relationship with a food mixer.

  21. You have only two tweets to your name, but you already follow 2000 people, only 12 of whom follow you back.

  22. Your avatar is still the default egg picture.

  23. Your account is private and you have little to no information in your bio to help me figure out if I know you or why I would want to follow you.

  24. You have multiple people tweeting from your account but never specify whose tweet is whose.

  25. The majority of your tweet stream is you tweeting at celebrities and big brands.

  26. You use exclamation marks in every single tweet.

  27. You don't tweet in English.

  28. Your bio states that you want to spread your religion.

  29. Your bio focuses on you as a salesperson.

  30. Your content is devoted to bitching about how other people are doing it wrong :)

Tuesday
Apr302013

25 Things On My To Do List Before I Head to Laguna Niguel to Speak At Mom 2.0 Summit

1. Look forward to getting out of Saskatchewan for a few days, because this is what our spring dumped on us last night. For serious:

Snow is what I woke up to on April 30th.

2. Sand the devil callouses off my feet so that they look less hoof-like in sandals.

3. Shave my legs. I have what we Canucks refer to as "insulation" going on, but I don't think anyone's going to be complimenting me on my luxurious fur in Laguna.

4. Find the business cards with my actual name on them, because, believe it or not, I have a name other than Schmutzie!

5. Practice my talk over and over until my voice cracks.

6. Try to rework my talk, because it takes ten minutes to get through, not the seven it's supposed to.

7. Fuss over writing a sentence that ends in a preposition, because procrastination by grammar worry feels productive.

8. Laugh at the men's deodorant in Shoppers Drug Mart. BELIEVE IN YOUR SMELLF:

BELIEVE IN YOUR SMELLF

9. Work on my word enunciation, because maybe I can fit all ten minutes into seven minutes if I speak really fast.

10. Go clothes shopping, because I am still wearing the clothes I bought for BlogHer '10.

11. Launder all of the things.

12. Feel like I'm marching headlong into old age while organizing my vitamins and allergy medication into a days-of-the-week pill organizer.

13. Investigate my suitcase for signs of cat urine, because Onion is an evil bastard who likes to thwart my travel plans.

14. Listen to the whole of Neutral Milk Hotel's "In the Aeroplane Over the Sea" album at least three times, because repetition is my lorazepam.



15. Pick up American money at the bank.

16. Play dirty words in Scrabble to amuse myself enough to forget my travel anxiety.

17. Feel the old burn of the grudge I hold against my grandmother for that time she wouldn't let me play FUCK on a triple word score for many tens of points.

18. Place a panicked call to my hairdresser. Leave a panicked message when she doesn't pick up. Panic.

19. Practice gelling my unruly sideburns behind my ears.

20. Make both Onion and the Palinode wheeze with extra squeezes, because I'll miss them when I have to sleep without them in my hotel room. The other two cats are being pissants, so they can suck it.

Onion and Aidan

21. Try to keep my cool about the fact that I get to room with the inimitable Suebob.

22. Make sure I have my itinerary handy, because I have to make my way through seven airports on this one trip, and I WILL NOT FAIL.

23. Write extra poetry in advance so that I can keep up with my #365poems project while I'm travelling.

24. Write a prayer tanka while waiting for the herbal anxiety tincture to kick in:
Remember your feet.
They move on assuredly.
They know the way there.
They've borne you since your first year,
and bear what you cannot see.
25. Pack my suitcase.