Oskar's Stupid Pet Trick

This is a video of Oskar trying to eat popcorn with a bag on his head while walking backwards yesterday. I thought this was hilarious.

Next Friday night, I'm leaving the house.

I'm Going to Die from Salmonella Poisoning, Aren't I?

What happens when you leave three cats alone for the first time in their new home?

Or, to be more specific, what happens when you leave three cats alone for the first time in their new home and they've learned the neat trick of opening the freezer by themselves?



You are welcomed home from the Blissdom Canada '12 blog conference by a half-eaten chicken carcass, greasy drag marks across two rooms, three self-satisfied cats with funky scat, and the fear that your home is now coated with salmonella.

The moral of the story? Cats are giant dicks.

The End.

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PS. It turns out that the juice from the thawing meat in the freezer somehow dripped into the fridge and hit each shelf on its way down, so we had to throw out all our food. The cats' evil genius just got eviller.

Cat Lady: A Special Kind of Stupid

Also, please note, I just taught myself how to add speech bubbles to the video, because the wind, she is loud. If you can't see the speech bubbles, click on the little speech bubble in the bottom bar of the embedded video after you hit play.

Go, me!