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Nov282012

Honesty Is the Key to a Good Marriage

It is evening, and Schmutzie and the Palinode are in their living room with their laptops open and Mad About You re-runs playing in the background.

SCHMUTZIE: Don't mind me being all over the floor. I'm just stretching out my back.

PALINODE: Uh-huh.

SCHMUTZIE: I think all the travel and public speaking stress has, quite literally, floored me.

PALINODE: Yep.

SCHMUTZIE: I wish I could do all my work from this position. You know, just suspend my laptop from the ceiling or something.

PALINODE: Sounds good.

SCHMUTZIE: It would probably fall on my face and break my nose, though, and that would be the stupidest blogging accident ever.

PALINODE: Definitely.

SCHMUTZIE: Are you even listening to me?

PALINODE: Of course.

SCHMUTZIE: So, you're watching television, reading blogs, and having a conversation with me all at once?

PALINODE: Oh, no, not really. I'm actually just enjoying this picture of Frank Sinatra eating a giant stack of pancakes.

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This is us, doing the important work. He's a keeper.
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Reader Comments (7)

Darlings, the both of ya.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCheri @ Blog This Mom!

This is awesome.

I've often wondered if I could suspend my laptop from the ceiling and work that way as well. Although yeah, the whole breaking of the nose thing... and given that I've had a few incidents with my phone & my nose...probably not the best idea.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLauren Hale

He sounds wonderful.

Can see why you're star struck.

xo

Wednesday, November 28, 2012 | Unregistered Commenteralexandra

I felt the same when I was on my computer and my husband asked if I had another assignment due soon and I said "yes. I'm supposed to be working on it now. Which is why I'm looking for biker boots for Eve", and he said "that... makes perfect sense."

Thursday, November 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterallison

That really is a great picture of Frank Sinatra.

Thursday, November 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCasey

Casey, I know! I could hardly pass up posting it.

Thursday, November 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterschmutzie

LOVE the pic of Frank....and my husband and I have conversations like this all the time, however he is not looking at pics of pancakes, and then part way through he stops answering and I realize I have lost him to whatever else he is doing

Friday, November 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJules

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