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Jan222010

Surprise! Rainbow Toe Socks!

Do you know what's fabulous?

Completely forgetting about your post office box for over a month-and-a-half and then finally remembering it again upon receiving an e-mail from POG telling you that you have mail and a small package to pick up. It's all Surprise! You get stuff!

Do you know what's even more fabulous?

Surprise! In that small package are a pair of rainbow toe socks from Kylene of Inking My Thinking!

toe socks from Kylene of inkingmythinking.com

When I was in grade four, there was this girl named Deanna, and I thought she was so cool. We all had squeaky, three-dollar plastic recorders, but she had a real wooden one in a velvet-lined case. My roller skates were made of thin leatherette, but her rollerskates were made of real leather and had red piping along the seams. All the girls wore little tennis socks with pom-poms at the ankle, but she wore rainbow toe socks. RAIN. BOW. TOE. SOCKS.

I coveted those rainbow toe socks. I daydreamed elaborate thievery schemes. I tried to explain them to my mother, who refused to believe that I really needed foot gloves. I became embarrassingly creepy about my desire for these socks and snuck into the changing room during Physical Education one afternoon so that I could fondle Deanna's socks through the slats in her plastic basket locker. They felt fine and soft compared to my greying tennis socks with their ratty pom-poms.

Come to think of it, my love for those rainbow toe socks was a little demented.

toe socks from Kylene of inkingmythinking.com

Twenty-nine years later, Kylene has fulfilled my eight-year-old self's fondest wish, and the rainbow toe socks are finally mine. Thank you, Kylene! If I still had my sticker collection, I would totally give you my favourite puffy sticker that smelled like bananas.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Rainbow toe socks 4ever! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

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    Response: David Broadway
    wow, awesome article. Cool.

Reader Comments (15)

i had a pair of rainbow toe socks that I desperately loved but could not wear. I would stare at them longingly in my sock drawer. I just could not abide by the horrible feeling of them bunching up between my toes

Friday, January 22, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterfidget

love them- I am afraid of them, but I love them. xo

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteramy turn sharp of doobleh-vay

I have a pair of rainbow toe socks, too, bought during my toe sock craze a few years back. I haven't worn them since.

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterC (Kid Things)

I almost bought a pair the other day. Now I'm wishing I had!

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSecret Agent Mama

Those are awesome. Now I want to knit some.

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermelistress

Way. Too. Cool.
I totally get the sock fetish thing!

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterA Vapid Blonde

I hadn't worn mine (I've got three pairs all rainbow'd up) in years but I saw them this morning in my drawer and the laundry was going so I put them on. No sooner than a half hour later you posted about rainbow socks and I now I feel creeped out by that coincidence.

Though none of my rainbow toe socks go up that high on my leg as yours do.

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterBlood and Honey

Blood and Honey, it seems that rainbow toe socks are reasserting themselves universally. We must remain vigilant!

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSchmutzie

I'm glad they finally made it! I sent them ages ago and I wasn't totally sure I put on enough postage.

I'm especially glad that you like them! Yea!! :)

Enjoy!

(And if you ever need another pair, I got them from SockDreams.com)

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKylene

Am I the only one who feels weird while wearing toe socks? My toes scream at me, "HELP! I'M CONTAINED!"

My tootsies long to be free.

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAshley, The Accidental Olympia

<3 <3 <3 LOVE.

Saturday, January 23, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteringrid

I have a pair of these same rainbow toe socks. I like them, but I can't wear them with shoes. It's like the extra fabric between the toes increases the width of my feet sufficiently that the shoes squish them and make them hurt. I hope you do not experience this heartache.

Sunday, January 24, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAlicia @ bethsix

those are friggin ADORABLE

Sunday, January 24, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterflutter

I used to wear socks just like this in place of soccer socks during games.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterPost Grad Hair Cut

Wow, that's bright. I always choose silly tights and socks for my daughters and they hate me for it.

Toe sock? Hmm, don't look very comfy.

Cute.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterImperfect Stepford Wife

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