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Tuesday
Sep152009

Meet Rhonda the Gatherer

Rhonda the Gatherer says hello, but it sounds more like heh-woh. She's working on learning to enunciate her Ls.

Rhonda the Gatherer

Rhonda is a monster, but she doesn't know that.

Rhonda the Gatherer

All she knows is that her grandmother sent her out to gather bones for soup and that the people they used to be inside were very, very tasty and that she is a good girl who is probably going to get extra dessert after supper.

She is hoping that it's blood pudding.

Rhonda the Gatherer

Being four stories tall isn't too bad most of the time, but it does make it hard to sneak up on all the squeaky little peoples.

Rhonda the Gatherer

When she sleeps, she dreams of filling her basket with soup skulls for her grandmother and slurs om nom nom nom in her sleep. The best part to dream about is the filling.

Rhonda the Gatherer

Rhonda the Gatherer is for sale at my Etsy shop. Don't worry about whether she will like you or not, because it's pretty much guaranteed that she will. She's a people person.

UPDATE ONE HOUR LATER: Rhonda sold already!

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Reader Comments (12)

Wow. She's amazing!!!

Loved the story :)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMrs. Wilson

I am freaking out from the cute.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterflutter

skull satchel. yes. exactly what she needed.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercat

love this one best - she reminds me of the mystic fraggle ;)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdk

Not surprised that she sold already. I woulda snatched her up too. She's awesome. Love what comes from your imagination.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMarieke

That from-the-back stance... I love that. So cute.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersweetsalty kate

She looks sassy from the back! The satchel is a nice touch (although "nice" might not be the right word.....)

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDonna Lee

I'm not sure what I love more, the doll, or the story that goes with her. She's fantastic!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermelistress

She is AWESOME! Too bad someone already bought her! Are there more??? Must go visit your Etsy shop now!

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSuzy Voices

Boo.... you need to start an assembly line for her.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNeil

I have an ex named Rhonda and her interests were pretty much the same. Scary.

Thursday, September 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterElaine

Rhonda is AWESOME! :)

Thursday, September 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca (Ramblings by Reba)

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