tumblr page counter
follow by RSS contact Schmutzie Twitter Facebook Flickr StumbleUpon
Follow by email:
Encouragement
Easy iPhoneography. Register now. Jen Lee Productions
become a sponsor Superhero Photo online class
If you're considering a move to Squarespace, feel free to ask me about it. I both use it and design for it, so I can answer your questions.
For More Schmutzie, See Also:
Schmutzie in the wild Ninjamatics Ninjamatics' Canadian Weblog Awards Grace in Small Things Schmutzie's Hipstamatic Lens, Film, and Pak Guide Violence UnSilenced Aiming Low I'm Speaking at BlogHer '12
On the Twitters
Link to Schmutzie.com
Copy and paste the code below:

Schmutzie.com
<a href="http://www.schmutzie.com" title="Schmutzie.com"><img src="http://tinyurl.com/schmutzie-button" alt="Schmutzie.com" /></a>
Other Stuff



Psychic Reading

Business cards are free at Vistaprint.com
recent entries everywhere
Saturday
Jun062009

Don't Let Me Breathe On You

I woke up this morning wracked with pain. Every square inch of me ached. THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH ACHED.

...

Holy crap. Two hours has passed since I wrote those first three sentences. The ibuprofen must have kicked in, and with the one thing that was between me and sleep out of the way, I must have passed out. At least that's what the drool puddle on my shoulder seems to indicate.

I have a cold. Or maybe it's the flu. For about three hours yesterday, I was convinced that I had leukemia. There was a brief moment when I first woke this morning during which I thought Oskar, cat number one, was trying to transmit thoughts into my brain, but then he sneezed all over my face twice in succession, and I realized that his concentrated stare was really just his sneeze face. We look like twins.

« Ladies | Main | Grace In Small Things: Part 196 of 365 »

Reader Comments (1)

well, i don't know whether to laugh or gross out. Reckon I'll laugh. That sneeze face cat twin thing is hysterical.

Sunday, June 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLoLa

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.

My response is on my own website »
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>