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Thursday
Jun252009

That Girl Takes Me On A Photo Walk

Yesterday, That Girl and I went out on a walking and eating tour of one of the more quaint corners of our fair city, but goddammit if there wasn't heavy road construction running the entire length of the street.

Road crews were scraping off all the old asphalt, shoveling it into trucks, and spreading oil while their trucks belched clouds of noxious smoke and created such a racket that That Girl and I had to scream at each other to be heard.

"SHOULD -- CROSS THE STREET ---?" she screamed at me.

"SURE," I screamed back.

"LET'S GO ---- - ----- SO I --- STOP SCREAMING -- YOUR FACE," she screamed again, pointing at a store.

"YES," I screamed back.

Damn, it was loud.

street work

I was so overwhelmed with the noise that I mostly forgot I had wanted it to be a photo walk. At least I remembered to take a few pictures along the way.

We walked into a makeshift greenhouse that was set up in a vacant lot, and I didn't think anything of taking pictures of some of the flowers. The older woman who was running the place obviously thought it was strange, though.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm taking pictures of your flowers," I said.

The next thing I knew, she was on the telephone.

"There's a woman in here taking pictures of my flowers," she said to the telephone and then paused. "No, I don't know why. She's just taking pictures of my flowers."

And then I realized that I'd accidentally set my camera to black-and-white.

hothouse flower 1

Oops.

hothouse flower 2

That Girl and I wandered into this little store devoted to all things paper. That Girl, ever my best promoter, mentioned my Grace in Small Things social network to the store owner, T, and T thrilled at the concept. Aside from a handful of friends who know about it, this was the first time that I had had an opportunity to talk about it out loud and in person to someone new, and I found her thoughts and excitement about the concept exhilarating.

When I asked if I could take a picture of her baby Underwood and she hauled out a second vintage typewriter that she'd just scored at a garage sale, I fell into deep geek like. I swoon over vintage typewriters. SWOON.

Underwood

The high must have carried over for a while, because, a short while later in a used book store, That Girl pointed out a wooden duck, and I was so moved by the sight of it that I immediately scooped it up and cradled it and stroked it all over and named it Desmond. It is the best $5 I have spent in recent history.

Meet Desmond:

wood duck

And then I abused a friend of mine for his truck, because I spontaneously dropped some money on a set of matching end tables and a coffee table. The Palinode and I have been married for just over eight years, and this is the first actual coffee table we've owned that I didn't build out of Scrabble boards and glue. I will show you the set later when I've actually moved them out of my apartment building's hallway and into our apartment.

It's about time for big people furniture, don't you think?

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Reader Comments (10)

1) Yay, the return of That Girl!

2) It is kind of weird seeing an Underwood that looks so... new. Usually you know you're looking back in time when you see one; something about that shot looks like someone just picked it up at Sears and unpackaged it.

3) That duck looks like the idea of an old carnival's Tunnel of Love boat. Awesome!

4) Homemade Scrabble board table actually sounds pretty cool.

Thursday, June 25, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersumo

Sumo:

1) That Girl, indeed, rocks.

2) The Underwood was in perfect condition. It was like it had just fallen through a wormhole from decades ago.

3) Desmond says "Thank you".

4) The table was pretty cool, but, alas, it was my first table and somewhat shoddy. It started to bow in the middle and the varnish was flaking.

Thursday, June 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSchmutzie

I hate construction work. SO annoying.

The typewriter!!! O M G... *drool* we had an antique typewriter when I was a kid.. Damn, I wish I still had it..

Love Desmond! So cute. Does he get along with the cats okay?

We haven't had a coffee table for the last 2.5yrs.. having 5 kids will do that to you.. I got so tired of telling people to get OFF the table.

Thursday, June 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChurchPunkMom

ChurchPunkMom, I have three cats who are doing nothing but finding new ways to drape themselves all over the thing. It's driving me nuts.

Thursday, June 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSchmutzie

I love Desmond! I would have bought him too.

Thursday, June 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda Nicole

Those coloured flowers look like candy.

Ummmm...

Thursday, June 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWoman in a Window

Desmond!

Thursday, June 25, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterflutter

LOVE me some old underwoods. I used to live with an old couple who had one, and I LOVED writing on it.

Sigh. Want.

Desmond is kinda hot.

Friday, June 26, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterthordora

Hello Desmond.

And now I feel as though I've been on a photo walk.

T is right to "thrill" at your GITST Project. It is wonderful...and changing my view on the early morning...and maybe my life.

Friday, June 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEmily

Emily, hello fellow GiSTer! I love hearing that other people getting good out of Grace in Small Things.

Friday, June 26, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSchmutzie

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