The Porcupines Remain Safe For Another Day

"Look! I'm wearing new underwear," the Palinode said, unzipping and pulling down his pants just before he ran out the door to go to work.

"They look comfortable," I said.

"They are."

"As though you'd ever buy uncomfortable underwear."

"Ooh, they're so scratchy," he said, scratching his leg for effect.

"The package would read 'hand-stitched porcupine quills for your testicular discomfort!'"

"'Quill tips to keep you on your toes all day!'"

"'24-hour discomfort!'"

"Yeah, somehow I don't think there'd be a whole lot of naked porcupines around."

"Nope."

Comments

[palinode]

Get jabbed in the junk from the comfort of your own pants!

[honeywine]

BUT, they WOULD be a great gift idea. Strictly, for people you don't like or who've been a pain in your scrotum. ;)

(Btw, found your blog on SocialLuxe awards!)

[Deb]

But an unsafe porcupine makes for a VERY safe (though jabbed) man. He could walk through a women's poolside locker room and not worry about being accosted if those porci briefs.