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Tuesday
Mar172009

Ten Things I Wanted To Be When I Grew Up

  1. Teacher
  2. Psychic
  3. Contortionist
  4. Hermit in the woods
  5. Truck driver
  6. Bookseller
  7. Private investigator
  8. Window washer
  9. Paddlewheel boat captain
  10. Mortician

You?

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Reader Comments (29)

No particular order, right?

1. A doctor
2. A dancer (not a good one, just a dancer)
3. A singer (see #2)
4. A waitress (free food)
5. A vet (cute dogs)
6. A writer (self-published at 6 years of age)
7. An Olympic Athlete
8. A teacher
9. A bookstore owner (one w/ a little cafe and antique books--a cliche, but true)
10. A bum. On a beach. Waves. Dolphins. Sand.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLaski

1. writer
2. photographer
3. anthropologist
4. a charlie's angel (hey you never said it had to be a realistic goal)
5. independently wealthy
6. archeaologist
7. photographer
8. writer
9. a good mom
10. thinner

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCatutes

1. Forensic Scientist
2. Prime Minister
3. Detective
4. Professional Athlete
5. Writer
6. Psychologist
7. Guidebook author (therefore paid to travel)
8. In a band
9. PE teacher
10. Photographer

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGillian

1. a waitress (i aim high!)
2. singer
3. a teacher
4. veterinarian
5. therapist
6. dolphin trainer
7. baby sitter
8. gymnast
9. a writer
10. detectives, like the ones from the old hart to hart series.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpiglet

1. Solid Gold Dancer
2. Mary Lou Retton
3. Elaine Zayak
4. Joan Jett
5. Laura Ingalls Wilder
6. A Ronette or a Shangri La
7. A Von Trapp Family Singer
8. Stephanie Zinone
9. Debbie Harry
10. Geraldine Ferraro

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJennifer

1. A mother
2. An opera singer
3. A hippie
4. A KGB agent
5. A Wal-mart parkinglot sweeper
6. A kids' book publisher
7. A stoichiomist
8. A mechanic
9. A costume historian/researcher
10. A forever student

Tuesday, March 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKy
Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMay-B

I had one of those "school days" journals and I always checked the boxes for: stewardess, teacher, mom and hotel maid.

2 out of 4 isn't too bad because I really think I perform as much cleaning or more than your average hotel maid being a mom! :)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commentercarrie

1. Ballerina
2. Artist
3. Book Illustrator
4. Children's Book Author
5. Designer
6. Minister
7. Movie Maker
8. Mother
9. Carpenter/Potter
10. Actress

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoy!

veterinarian (until i got attacked by dogs
belly dancer(it was from hollywood movies. they looked so glamorous.)
stewardess (oh! the travel)
teacher
ballerina
a nun (before i realized it involved celibacy and that i needed to be catholic.)
painter
professor
a drawer (I didn't think of it as being an artist...)
a mother (well that didn't happen)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteringrid

1. writer
2. psychologist
3. artist (of vague origin)
4. radio talk show host (My cousin and I had a "fake" radio show when we were kids. I still have the tapes.)
5. sports reporter
6. TV producer (I actually made it all the way to a "broadcasting school," but went to a conventional college instead. I'm glad I did, now.)
7. English teacher (Not really. I just said that to impress my 6th grade English teacher, Mr. McDreamy.)
8. married to a rock star
9. dadaist (See artist.I only had a vague notion of what dada was, but it sounded damn cool.)
10. vet (Not really, but when we had career day in grade school, everyone else claimed vet and I followed along.)

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKathy

I don't have ten...
1. ballerina
2. princess

And being a teacher is highly overrated!!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJules

Hey - I wanted to be a hermit in the woods, too!

1) Hermit in the woods
2) Troll under the bridge
3) Treehouse designer
4) Houseboat designer
5) Mushroom gatherer
6) Taxidermist
7) Apple picker
8) Hayride driver
9) Haunted house designer
10) Janitor

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLauren

1. flight attendant
2. disc jockey
3. pediatrician
4. orthopedic surgeon

that's it.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterkat

1. Librarian
2. Singer (blues, although I didn't know it at the time).
3. Missionary
4. Detective
5. Librarian
6. Librarian
7. Librarian
8. You get the idea...

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterDebbie Rodgers

1. A vet
2. A bird (wtf? I think it was the flying thing)
3. A writer
4. A Mom
5. A Teacher
6. A Figure Skater
7. An Orthodontist
8. A Pilot (flying again)
9. A Chemist
10.A Mattress tester or sleep study person

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSteph

1. book store owner
2. nun
3. Broadway hoofer
4. UN interpreter
5. Indian scout

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterShe She

LOL @ Ingrid.

I thought I was the only one who wanted to be a nun!

The non-Catholic thing didn't bother me cuz I had a fool-proof plan. My Catholic friend was going to steal {!!} the catechism books for me & I was going to convert.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterWilma

1. Teacher
2. Hairdresser
3. Marine Biologist
4. Painter
5. Rock star
6. Writer

Then I became a writer and stopped thinking of other things to be.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda Nicole

1. Writer of stories
2. Astronaut (this lasted years... I love science)
3. Doctor
4. Dancer
5. Choreographer
6. Nancy Drew-like detective
7. Artist
8. Finder of homes for the homeless
9. Stripper
10. Dog whisperer

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGypsyhick

In my stack of work that my mom kept from my elementary school days there is a paper that I wrote in around 3rd grade on the topic of What I want to Be When I Grow Up. I had it narrowed down to two things: artist or scientist. Secretly, I also thought astronaut would be too cool, but it seemed highly dangerous and about as likely to happen as becoming a wizard.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersumo

1. artist
2. hermit (I had my mountain picked out and everything)
3. poet
4. philosopher
5. lawyer
6. monk (nun-hood, for whatever reason, never held much appeal)
7. pope (at least that's what I told the teachers at my Catholic nursery school)
8. composer
9. knight
10. mother

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNora

Your first two were my first two. As a practicing psychic and healer, I do get the opportunity to teach. But no classrooms full of little kids.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterwitchypoo

1. writer
2. ballerina
3. veterinarian
4. teacher

What I want to be now is:

1. photographer
2. retired
3. professional shopper
4. independently wealthy

Wednesday, March 18, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhumanbeingblog

Hermit in the woods!

That was tops on my list.

Also: Hermit in the jungle.

So

1. Hermit in the woods
2. Hermit in the jungle
3. Last person left on earth
4. Unrecognized, unknown poet...until after death
5. Bum/hobo
6. Doctor saving lepers

I forgot the rest.

Thursday, March 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterozma

Puppy
Lawyer
Witch

And I'm proud to say I achieved every one of those.

Thursday, March 19, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpaper napkin

1. Rock Star
2. actress
3. model
4. married to Duran Duran
5. royalty
6. lawyer
7. operator (it seemed cool to get to push all those buttons)
8. travel agent
9. composer
10. a mom

Thursday, March 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSarah, Goon SquadSarah

Your number 2 there... I was voted the world's "Next Psychic Friend" at our senior dinner in high school... I actually did/do that job... LOL

No particular order.

1. Stripper
2. Playboy bunny
3. Teacher
4. Chemist
5. Pro psyhic (it's fun at times, but man are people crazy)
6. Philosophy professor
7. Astronaut (so cliche)
8. Doctor
9. Musician (I was so good at playing clarinet...)
10. Student (If I could go to college forever, it'd be blis...)

Friday, March 20, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterGwynne

I FINALLY posted my list!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThatGirlRuns

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