Me at MamaPop: Great Lagomorph Lingams! That Rabbit's Got a Brand New Penis!

"Great Lagomorph Lingams! That Rabbit's Got a Brand New Penis!":

If my e-mail spam folder is any indication, humans are obsessed with the length, girth, and efficacy (see also: the ability to "subdue se7ven w0men w 1 blow") of the male penis. Medications, manual pumps, visual stimuli, and animals driven to endangerment in the name of longer, harder, faster can try as they might, but all the tadalafil in the world can't fix what's truly broke, which is why science has taken it one step further and created artificial rabbit penises.