"Please Don't Let Grau Wal Hair Jewelry Be the Next Big Thing":

Certain fashion trends need to die. The return of popped collars? Horribly reminiscent of America Psycho era high society serial killers. Tissue paper thin jersey anything? Guaranteed to make anyone look lumpy and dowdy. Really long and pointy toes on shoes? If freakishly long and misshapen feet are your thing, all the power to you.

Some fashion trends, though, should never be born...