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Reader Comments (6)
I'm dying over here, Schmutzie. DYING.
I. love. the. Onion.
Bwa ha haaaaaaaaaaa! OMG, that's the most awesome thing I've heard in a really long time!
I think I just peed my pants.
What I found interesting is that they only mention one. :)
oh that is great