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Tuesday
Jan132009

Meet Polly Esther Fuzzybottom

I have been relatively internet-free since sometime last week. Because I wasn't typing much of anything, my fingers were itching for busywork, so I decided to wrangle some pink, fuzzy yarn with a crochet hook.

Polly Esther Fuzzybottom 3

I pretty much hate loopy yarn now. Loopy yarn pretty much hates crochet hooks.

Polly Esther Fuzzybottom 2

I am bad at making stuff that stands up on its own, so extra-precious Polly Esther Fuzzybottom scored herself a nest to keep her upright.

Polly Esther Fuzzybottom 1

No mind-altering chemicals were consumed in either the construction or naming of Polly Esther Fuzzybottom, except for maybe some beer. And karaoke.

Polly Esther Fuzzybottom 4

Sadly, her cuteness was taken off the market by my friend Honey Brown as soon as she surfaced. At least she has granted me visitation rights. Ms. Fuzzybottom's preciousness is hard to shake.

On tomorrow's menu: Edwina, the macrocephalic, pasties-wearing, knocked-up crackpot.

« Meet Edwina, The Macrocephalic, Pasties-Wearing, Knocked-Up Crackpot | Main | Grace In Small Things: Part 52 of 365 »

Reader Comments (18)

I am in love wiht Polly Esther Fuzzybottom.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKy

Ditto!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLindsay

Very adorable and original! I hope maybe someday she has some cousins. :-)

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMaura

The size of her nest relative to the size of her fuzzybottom reminds me of my current dive apartment in Toronto. *rimshot*

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterregan

I wish I knew how to make stuff like that! you rock!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAbigail Road

I love her. And you made her with no pattern, right? I'm going to have to try that!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRevAnne

Heee! This is both unbearably cute and hysterically amusing. Something about the fuzz + big eyes. I can see why she got snapped up right out of the nest. Dead cats and fuzzy bottoms... What Will Be Next?!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoy!

We want Ms. Ducky Fuzzybottom. Purdy please! Could you make her?

Go see my blog post today. Laura (my youngest daughter) is a big ducky fan. Big, I tell you, big!

Polly Esther Fuzzybottom is awesome.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCheri @ Blog This Mom!

Oh she's so lovely and loopy.

My grandmother has a great aunt named (and I'm so not kidding) Polly Ester Valentine (of course she was named before the invention of polyester).

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRiveterGirl

oh man, i'm looking forward to Edwina the macrocephalic pasties-wearing knocked-up crackpot!!

and i'm jealous of your safety eyes having ability.

and also, are you creating these patters from scratch?

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteri am the diva

I am creating these creatures from scratch. I don't know how to read patterns, so I'm just making them up as I go along.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSchmutzie

So bloomin cute!!!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpaper napkin

Honey Brown is a lucky lady. This creature rocks!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersavia

I love love love your crochet projects. Brilliant!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterNat

I wait with bated breath for Edwina. And her crocheted pasties.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMoose

OMG it's Chicka from PBS Kids Sprout!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBecca

Dude. I love her.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAimee Greeblemonkey

I love Polly Esther. She is actually painfully cute, in a ugly way; like a Cabbage Patch Kid.

Also, I was ::this close:: to being named Polly Esther. After my 2 grandma's, my Mom said "we can't name her Esther for a first name it is terrible". My Dad replied "fine lets call her Polly Esther then".

Thankfully they settled on Danita after I was born.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterdrowninginlaundry

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