Thursday, September 18, 2008
Schmutzie: Let's open a restaurant and make soups with cheezy names like "Jamaican Me Crazy".
Palinode: Yes, and then we could make the less spicy version called "Jamaican Me Okay, I'm Fine Again".
Palinode: This duvet cover is less orange and more of a tangelo colour.
Schmutzie: Gay much?
Palinode: You would never say that to Hervé Villechaize.
Schmutzie: You mean that guy who played Tattoo on "Fantasy Island"? Why wouldn't I?
Palinode: He committed suicide. That would be insensitive.
Schmutzie: Did you know that instead of "cock-a-doodle-doo", roosters say "cocorico" in French?
Palinode: Yes, I did. Did I ever tell about that French dog I talked to?
Palinode: I said "You were barking", and he said "Non, je suis française. Je dit 'ouah ouah'."