Tuesday
May062008
Five Creepy Commercials
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 Kool-Aid: Witness the disturbing, hive-mind feel of children whistling for a drink.
Noxzema Shaving Cream: I can't tell if this woman has an IQ of 40 or if she wants to eat his face later.
McDonalds: Ronald McDonald is introduced as America's hamburger-eating-est clown.
Kinder Surprise: Chockadoobie!
Eastern Airlines/Walt Disney World: Disney characters are cold and distant during one little girl's seeming nightmare.










Reader Comments (8)
The chockadoobie-Humpty-egg-man really freaked me out. I'm going to have nightmares about him. Creepy!
Wow. Just wow.
Ooh, I love old commercials.
I used to eat Kinder Suprises all the time when I lived in Germany. I don't know if I still would have it I had seen that chocadoobie commercial. That's just freaky.
you make me so happy.
Jeez, that Kinder Surprise one is terrifying.
I spent the whole Noxema commercial terrified he was going to cut him self with that willy-nilly shaving technique.
Hey! That was http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_Scott" REL="nofollow">Willard Scott, the weatherman on the "Today" show doing Ronald McDonald.