Perec (by the Palinode)
Thursday, September 13, 2007 The following entry comes from my partner and acting contributor, the Palinode, who has chosen a rather bizarre and somewhat unsettling meat-oriented contribution for today's guest entry. I should have known. Enjoy!
pig knuckles by barlight salt and brine
pickled eggs chitlins & grits
in the morning sweetbreads for brunch -
pancreas spleen miscellaneous glands
baluut sloughed down the throat
jellied hoofs jellied heels jellied eels
turkey in a tin vegemite marmite
peanut butter on wonder bread
angels on horseback
pataje oorlog surstromming for the hard of nose
natto for the chopsticks
ludefisk gefilte fish for the strong
armor pork brains soaked in milk
pork gristle drizzled in chocolate sauce
a haggis hiding in the freezer section
turducken in turducken in turducken
lardo headcheese blood and ouns
blood sausage blood pudding blood
dumplings pair well with snake wine
My grandfather ate raw cuttlefish with pepper sauce
at the chrome legged kitchen table
steak tartar with a beard of pepper
prairie oysters sea cows
Spam Klik Hormel light corned beef
wash down with ouzo toast with tequila
retire for retsina puke
to the grapeskin music of grappa
geoduck goddamn geoduck
















Reader Comments (11)
Robot vagina!
savia stole my comment...
butter with honey on toast?
Tripe and claws! Pork and beans! A brisket biscuit! On toast.
Oh those robot vaginas. I'm glad someone remembers.
How could we ever forget the robot vaginas?
Dammit. I knew I put my shopping list down somewhere....
Ah.
blackbird stole my comment...
jellied heels. mmmm... too late for a midnight snack? I'm getting a little grumbly in the tumbly.
oh man, i loves me some Georges Perec!
Who doesn't love some Perec? This is entry is what I imagine was going through his head at any given moment.
I ate deep fried prarie oysters a few times, but I was unsettled about what to dip them in. Ranch seemed to pedestrian, cocktail sauce too maritime for a prarie-based food.
What would you suggest? Cheese perhaps?
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