I am awesome because:
1. I know where some chocolate is hidden.
2. I keep cash on hand in case you need bail.
3. If we are on a road trip, I can drive it hard and never get sleepy. you can sleep, or knit, or whatever.
4. If someone hurts you, he's dead to me. Dead to me, I say.
5. I've gone too long without talking about sex, so I'm stopping now.

I am awesome because:
1.I know ALL the cuss words.
2.And? I never blush when I say them.
3.I am learning to give myself a break.
4.I am a very good friend.
5.I too am honest except when it will hurt someone needlessly.

I am awesome because:
1. I haven't thrown anything at my boyfriend while PMSing or on my period.
2. I will do whatever I have to save my cat.
3. I help others when their weddings make them want to pull hair out of their heads. Can't have a bald bride, now can we?
4. I know when to shut my mouth and not say what I'm thinking.
5. I can steal peoples money at poker because I'm a master bluffer.

I am awesome because:

1. I am a geek and proud of it.
2. I take good photographs.
3. I've kept a journal since I was 14. It makes for very amusing reading when I'm bored!
4. I have never been stung by a bee or broken a bone.
5. I've stopped counting calories, and that feels really good.

I am awesome because:

1) I know how to Tango
2) My therapist convinced me that my "agressiveness" is actually "assertiveness"
3) I take mice, snakes and catepillars to my son so he can examine them (before I let them go)
4) I'm a cheap date
5) My shoe size is usually the same as what's on display

Lovely idea!
I am awesome because:
1. I avoid answering my door when someone rings the bell for fear of having long conversations with my crazy neighbor.
2. I love irony and desserts that taste like tropical sunsets.
3. I enjoy thinking about life - its simplicity and complexity.
4. I have a cat called Gatsby - he is fat and obnoxious and I love him.
5. I constantly think of worst case scenarios and how I would react (e.g., while driving a pedestrian may jump out in front of my car, in which case I would quickly check the lane next to me and swerve. If there is no lane, I hit the ped and picture what a life in prison for man-slaughter is like).

I need a confidence boost today.

I am awesome because

1. I still use a film camera.
2. I know the difference between "lay" and "lie."
3. I know the secret ingredients are rum and fancy imported chocolate.
4. I throw like a girl (a girl who's an ace pitcher).
5. I'm learning that it's okay to just walk away sometimes.

I am awesome because:

1. I am learning to take some pretty hot photos again after a looooong hiatus. (With my old film camera, too!)
2. I opened my 6th grade piano recital book last night and with a half hour of practice I could play with both hands again.
3. I make some of the best oatmeal chocolate chip cookies you'll ever taste.
4. I decided I wanted to lose some weight and stuck to the program for 18lbs so far. Even if I decide to stop now I will have done well.
5. I am one crazy loyal motherfucker.

I am awesome because:

1. I filled the house with my mother's favourite flowers when she got back from vacation last night.
2. Today I learned how to use a lighter and I didn't even burn my thumb.
3. I can tell anyone almost anything they need to know about birth control, in public, without even considering getting embarrassed.
4. I know how to swing dance.
5. I'm one of those people who looks good in hats, and I take full advantage of this fact.

I am awesome because:

1. I'm a very good at spelling.
2. I'm funny.
3. I know how to cook lots of yummy dishes.
4. I'm an excellent driver.
5. I like helping people.

I am awesome because:
1. I have really big boobs and thin ankles
2. I cook for anyone
3. I can normally make everyone laugh
4. I am getting better at accepting help
5. I have a head full of ideas and hope

...so I can't play because I do not have a blog?
This sucks...
I am awesome because I don't have a blog.
There.

I am awesome because I am ordinary.
I am awesome because I shun hot weather, apple sauce and fruit cake in favour of moderate temperatures, solid foods and baked desserts that don't involve raisins. I am awesome because I choose sentences over bullet points. When I feel like it. I am awesome because I have a penchant for filing cabinets and stationary and I also enjoy partaking in a nice orderly queue from time to time. But, above all, I am awesome because I never underestimate the significant cultural value of the boiled egg.

I am awesome on account of,

my brilliant funny bone (1); my delightful and anal usage of punctuation (2); my quirky sense of fashion (3); my long and lithe and lean legs (4); my penchant for alliteration when none could do (5).

*takes a little bow*

I am awesome because:

1. I'm far more interested in hearing your story than telling mine.

2. I like the way I look naked.

3. I don't need to be in a relationship to function.

4. I'm not sorry.

5. I'll keep your secrets.

Hmm..I am aweome because:

1)I read your blog, naturally ;)
2) I am Australian, and surely my parochialism is charming, no? ;)
3) I am off to meet Clive James and Cory Doctorow today.
4) I am somehow being able to contain my excitement about (3)
5) Well, I'm not really meeting them, just seeing them talk. Who knows, I may get lucky! Well, this has mostly been about my day and not me, but life's a narrative.......isn't it?

I like this!

I am awesome because...

1. I accept people for who they are and not by their looks/things and all that.

2. I have the most awesome eyes. Even at nearly 46.

3. I am a mom to twins who I am currently teaching to drive and I have not gone off the deep end yet.

4. My kids friends love my cooking and beg to eat whatever they smell in the kitchen.

5. Stray/needful animals seem to gravitate towards me and I always find them good homes.

I'm a new reader, but this seems fun! My turn.

I'm awesome because...

1) I still play boys hockey. At 20. I'm female.
2) If you ask me a question, I'll give you the honest answer, even if I know you won't like it at all.
3) I'm a proud Canadian, and don't you dare mistake me for an American.
4) I have no problem drop kicking people who keep bringing me down in life. You create too much drama, you're gone. I don't take crap.
5) I'm not Paris Hilton. Man, that should have been number one.

:)

I am awesome because:

1. I get to help create my daughter’s childhood memories.
2. I've never gone to bed angry with my husband.
3. I'm an expert at multi-tasking.
4. I can talk my way out of anything.
5. I have no desire to be someone else.

Momma
a.k.a. The Casual Perfectionist
www.thecasualperfectionist.com

I am awesome because:

1. I make a killer flourless chocolate cake - and happily share the recipe to all and sundry.
2. I am a broad. Or, wait, I'm a dame. I've been called both. And worse.
3. I continue to feed and care for this stray tomcat even though he bit me and I am probably going rabid right this minute.
4. I make eye contact.
5. I pick up items with my toes.

This IDEA is awesome!

Now, onto me:

1. I love being a mom more than anything else in the world.
2. I read anything and everything.
3. I am happy to listen to you rant.
4. I like to bake and I am a good cook.
5. I try to let other bloggers know when I think they are great.

I am awesome because:
I talk to my 87 year old gran everyday
I know how to tie a cherry stem in my mouth
I am married to a Britsh Mastercarpenter
I like to give myself wedgies
I ask questions with reckless abandon

I am alleged to be a source of New, Improved Awe(tm) because:

1. I know all of the words to "Food Glorious Food" from the musical Oliver;
2. And most of the dance steps;
3. I have no problem starting a sentence with a conjunction;
4. My voice, when tired, gets all low and bassy. This does things to people on the other end of telephones; and
5. I admit to struggling to find five things to write.

I am awesome because:
1. I can make a fabulous tart at the drop of a hat.
2. I can listen to Puff The Magic Dragon six times in a row without losing my temper.
3. I take most things with a grain of salt.
4. I secretly like to do the laundry.
5. I can fold napkins into bishop's hats.

I am awesome because:
1. I have a naughty, dirty mind and I know how to use it.
2. If you fuck over my friends, I will hunt you down and...say really mean things about you behind your back.
3. For someone who had a truly fucked up childhood, I'm doing pretty alright for myself.
4. I'll make you laugh until you pee, and then I'll make fun of you for peeing yourself.
5. I buy the people I care about little presents just because.