#723: Ten Things I Have Never Done But Wouldn't Mind Giving A Whirl

Go hang gliding

Insist on eating nothing but finger foods so that I don't have to wash cutlery

Grow my own forest out in the middle of the prairie

Ride in a hot air balloon

Shoot heroin, once

Eat a kumquat

Go scuba diving

Dye my hair old lady blue for a week

See how far I can walk before I fall down

Lick a stranger

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Highlights from the 'Rolls

The above are members of the Cockroll and the Collection of Spectacles respectively.

Comments

[blackbird]

Number three is a pubic hair reference, isn't it?

[Neil]

You can probably accomplish several of them at once while in the hot air balloon.

[loren]

If you become a "blue hair" pleasepleaseplease post a picture. I beg of you.

[Birchsprite]

Definitely with you on the finger foods thing.... food should be small easily picked up and crunchy!

(Cheers for the mention too!!)

[dodo]

where would you like to find your stranger for licking? a gallery maybe? or a book shop? airport lounge? cake section of supermarket?

[Julie]

Of course you know that you can't shoot heroin just once, right? I'm sure I'm being a dense jerk (that you already well know that), but I just thought I'd be all mothery-hovery and say it.

[ali]

mmm...finger foods...

[Mr. Head]

Heroin's not nearly all it's cracked up to be. Now, I.V. 75mg morphine sulfate with a quarter gram of coke? That there's something to behold. Like a thousand golden suns bursting behind your eyes. From what I've been told, anyway. Never touch the stuff myself.

[Day Dreamer]

Oh, please! I have done the last one at bars when I was young and stupid. It's overrated!

They also have all those foods on sticks. I want to eat all those foods on sticks, too. I hear the deep fried snickers is to die for. Literally!

[Ween]

I rode in a hot air balloon for the first time on Saturday.

I highly recommend it.

[wench]

instead of hang gliding or hot air ballooning (which is quite alot of fun) try jumping out of a perfectly good airplane.

beats heroin hands down :)