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May302007

#719: New Title Image

To the right, and to the left if it is still late May to late June of 2007, you will see what my new title image looks like.

I's a happy human when I see my handiwork and enjoy it.

For those of you who have not heard of this thing called an "alterative", here is the definition:
al·ter·a·tive (awl-tuh-rey-tiv) –adjective 1. tending to alter. 2. medicine/medical obsolete. gradually restoring healthy bodily functions. -noun 3. medicine/medical obsolete. an alterative remedy. [Origin: 1350–1400; ME < ML alterātīvus.]

Every other image I played around with this month just seemed way too obvious. I had a phrenologist's head diagram, a pen-and-ink drawing of a uterus, and an underwater fish theme. This one is still obvious, since this site's content has been primarily health related lately, but I can stomach it better.

I'm sure that you are glad not to have to look at a uterus all month long. I know I am.

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Reader Comments (12)

Brilliant! I love it! It's all old timey and linamenty.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterQueen of West Procrastination

What does it say about me that I thought the bottle neck and lid look like a penis?

Actually, what does it say about you? Hmmmmmm.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterDD

I love it. LOVE. IT.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterOh, The Joys

I think the bottle top has a cervical look about it - but it could just be ME.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterblackbird

I think it's perfect.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteramy

Totally! I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw a phallus. Love it!

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterThat Blond Chick Near Your Des

I thought it was a penis too... But I have penis on the brain.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKate

...but I can't read the small print.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterpepektheassassin

What kind of readers do you have that think it looks like a penis? Who has a penis like that?

Thursday, May 31, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterNeil

will there be international franchise opportunities?

Thursday, May 31, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdodo

I dunno, since everyone seems to be seeing a penis, maybe looking at a uterus all month wouldn't have been so bad...I mean, we had a cock LAST month, too, right?

Thursday, May 31, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterHildy

I think it's neat-o, but i must say, i don't know why everyone is seeing a penis.

Thursday, May 31, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAbigail Road

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