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Dec062007

50x365 #76: Mr. Carpenter

You lived across the back alley from my family and demonstrated immense patience with me.

- Mr. Carpenter, what're you doing?

+ I'm mowing the lawn.

- And now?

+ I'm still mowing the lawn.

- Why are you picking up rocks?

+ So they don't get in the mower.

- What're you doing now?

+ Farming alpacas.

I am a participant in x365 and Holidailies 2007.

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Reader Comments (5)

It appears that Mr. Carpenter had been married for a very, very, very long time.

Friday, December 7, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterlotus07

Alpacas! You should post a photo!
Cheers

This is my calling card or linkhttp://whittereronautism.com/" REL="nofollow">"Whittereronautism"until blogger comments get themselves sorted out.

Friday, December 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMaddy

Maddy, in truth, he was only being sarcastic. The only animal he had around was an ugly dog named Moose who smelled like honey.

Friday, December 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterSchmutzie

Farming Alpacas -- LMAO! Mr. Carpenter, I love you for being so original with your sarcasm. You have a gift. And I love Schmutzie for telling us about it to make us laugh ;-D

Ummmm, the dog smelled like honey? I think we need to talk to Animal Protection about Mrs. Carpenter having sex with the dog again...ewwww!

Friday, December 7, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterbutterfly

I love your 365's.

Friday, December 7, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterWho She She

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