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Oct022007

#818: The Traveller

She should have sat elsewhere.
I did not like her,
that girl who squeezed herself in
between me and the bench's wooden arm,
with her faux-suede skirt gripping my thigh.
She smelled like the contents of my grandmother's purse -
crushed sucking candies and tissues and discount hand lotion -
and I thought she must be very lonely or European
to press herself so selflessly against a stranger.
Canadians do not touch each other.
She picked at something gummy stuck to her sweater
while I jiggled my leg in time to the clicks of the clerk's tapping pen.

The Great Mofo Delurk 2007

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Reader Comments (28)

Lovely - and you reminded me about the smell of my Nana's purse, lavender-ish and vaguely minty. It’s a good smell.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterLeaf, probably...

i have had this experience far too many times. why do they always smell weird?

happy delurking day (in the land of OZ) i have been comenting all over this place this morning and am running out of steam, yet persevering!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007 | Unregistered Commenteritchy fingers

This almost always happens to me in the train and yes,they sometimes smell funky.

Happy delurking day (in Singapore that is)!

Tuesday, October 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMin-tea

It's delurking day (in Oz) already?

YAY happy delurking day!mr

Tuesday, October 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterVeronica

having commented before, I'm not sure whether I qualify as a lurker or not. but here i am, delurking anyway! (and yes, it is october 3 in aus right now :) ) happy delurking day, to schmutzie and also to the person who sits-too-close. those people give me the irrits.

Tuesday, October 2, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCleo

Happy delurking day!!!!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commentertiggy

Sometimes I do comment... just not a lot recently... I think this x365 thing looks fantastic though

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBirchsprite

faux suede?
that's giving me te heebiejeebies :)

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterali

toady is officially the delurking day, and I just wanted to pop in and say HI!! I read your blog

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAmy

Thanks for this and the Delurk! I'll be back (said with Austrian accent).

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMrs. Welby

Hi there. I'm reading and enjoying!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterShannon

I'm here!
I came here from Cheaper Than Therapy!
Thanks, I've posted your button today.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMulti-tasking Mommy

Sounds like every crowded subway ride - or, come to think of it, bus ride - I've ever taken.

Happy GMD 2007!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdiz

A merry delurkmas to all!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCaroline

You work wonderful poetry so seamlessly into your blog. I am in awe.

Onward, mofos.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commentercheesefairy

hiya!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterdawn224

Hey, if WEDNESDAY is The Great MoFo Delurk Day, then I expect a fresh, spanking WEDNESDAY post! Get on it, wouldja? ;-)

Love the poem.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterBelinda

That is beautiful. I found you through your fabulous delurking idea, and thank goodness for that! I will definitely be coming back!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterAudrey

i comment (well, some), so this doesn't exactly count as a FULL delurk... but HI!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commentersweetney

That was weird. That sparked some odd deja vu in me, that I can't quite put a finger on.

Maybe it's all that time spent emptying my grandmother's purse.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMagpie

European? and what about all those Americans (Canadians or not) who are used to hug at any time of the day with friends or with perfect strangers? (hey! I am French, don't hug me, I don't know you!)(I know, that is not a real embrace, you just touch each other's shoulders, not the entire body, and you give little slaps on the shoulder)

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterGeneviève

I'll admit, I've been lurking for a bit. I found you from Blackbird.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterGeggie

Vermonters don't really touch each other either, at least not in public.

Happy de-lurking!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterWho She She

I don't wanna be a mofo lurker anymore. So here I am commenting. Hopefully I can screw up my courage and do it more often.

I don't ride public transportation much at all but when I fly (which is more than I would like to) I get the same feeling you are describing. Especially if I am sitting next to creepy middle aged man. But for some reason, being next to an old lady is totally ok, even if she smells funny.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterMary

Hmmm. I don't like her either.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterHot Librarian

confession time: i think i've been lurking (every so often) since lynn was writing sprigs. *blush*

but i do love your writing. and i thought it was about time i showed my m****rf***ing face. :D

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterbee

Hey, look! I'm delurking!

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKaleigh

I think I'm in love. with your blog.
"i didn't want to do it-i didn't want to do it" but you f-ng made me out myself and I can no longer be a mofo lurker admiring posts from a far....
I'm out of the closet and loving it.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterCandace

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