Schmoetry Archives
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- 138/365: Wood In the Belly
- 137/365: The Dry Cuckoo
- 136/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #11, Magic Giant Ivory Sea Canoe
- 135/365: To Be Loved and Seen and Held
- 134/365: Joy Is a Madness
- 133/365: Humid Hurry
- 132/365: Tedium
- 131/365: Goodness
- 130/365: The Accountants
- 129/365: A Solitary Unit of Stars' Aftermath
- 128/365: Mellified Man
- 127/365: The Loudest Thing On Earth
- 126/365: McDonald's Does Its Worst
- 125/365: The Tube Homeward
- 124/365: Fat Girls On the Beach
- 123/365: Astonishing and Grand
- 122/365: An Eager Speech
- 121/365: A Resort Far Away
- 120/365: They Know the Way
- 119/365: Cleanliness Metronome
- 118/365: Fantastic Tribulation
- 117/365: The Guests Have Gone
- 116/365: Fool Be Gone
- 115/365: Sticky
- 114/365: Present Day Poets Are Narcissists
- 113/365: The Precipice
- 112/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #10
- 111/365: Syrup from Knives
- 110/365: Persephone's Worth
- 109/365: Monogamous Courtesan
- 108/365: Humbled
- 107/365: Popped Edges
- 106/365: Bad Girl Faces Consequences
- 105/365: Supper with Mrs. Wilson
- 104/365: Secret Life
- 103/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #9
- 102/365: Wake Up or Walk Away
- 101/365: Everything Matters
- 100/365: Typing Lessons
- 99/365: How to Start
- 98/365: Viruses Are Dumb
- 97/365: Spring Spring Spring Spring Spring
- 96/365: Tired
- 95/365: Small History
- 94/365: Hopeless Moments
- 93/365: I Am Five
- 92/365: I Will Not Grow Old
- 91/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #8
- 90/365: In Each Step
- 89/365: Magic and the Moth
- 88/365: The Devil's Work
- 87/365: I Almost Have Faith
- 86/365: Bondage and Escape
- 85/365: Precious and Bright
- 84/365: Intimate and Peculiar
- 83/365: Know When to Say No
- 82/365: Learning to Play Again
- 81/365: My Dirty Words Are Dated
- 80/365: Dust Record
- 79/365: Der Wille zur Macht
- 78/365: Like Boils
- 77/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #7
- 76/365: Guilt and Hope
- 75/365: Golem
- 74/365: Why Smiling Is Important
- 73/365: Patiently
- 72/365: What We Do Is Love
- 71/365: Lost Recipes
- 70/365: It's Desperate Now
- 69/365: Old Bones
- 68/365: The All-Pastry Diet
- 67/365: Found and Full
- 66/365: Talking In My Sleep
- 65/365: Miracles of Chaos
- 64/365: Hard Days
- 63/365: Energetic Bodies and Extra Cash
- 62/365: Melt
- 61/365: The Haircut
- 60/365: Always That Girl
- 59/365: Love By Laundry
- 58/365: Old Fear
- 57/365: Old Apology
- 56/365: Life Is Simple
- 55/365: I Obsess
- 54/365: Spring Crept In
- 53/365: Relativity
- 52/365: If Wishes Were Horses
- 51/365: Hot Flare
- 50/365: Trade or Best Offer
- 49/365: Schmutzie's Butt-zie
- 48/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #6
- 47/365: Salvation
- 46/365: Venus
- 45/365: Half-Truth
- 44/365: Dusk
- 43/365: Accounting
- 42/365: Fear Is the Disease
- 41/365: I Don't Buy It
- 40/365: Its Foobly Stare, A Vogon Poem
- 39/365: Shaken
- 38/365: Shapeshifting
- 37/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #5, Beyoncé's Thighs
- 36/365: Where I Was From When I Was Twenty-One (The Nostalgic Possession of Ghosts)
- 35/365: Fever
- 34/365: Time and Longing
- 33/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #4
- 32/365: Thief Kitty
- 31/365: Freezer
- 30/365: Garbage
- 29/365: Hot and Cold
- 28/365: The Hungry Ghost
- 27/365: After the Memorial
- 26/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #3
- 25/365: No Pretty Words
- 24/365: Goodbye, David
- 23/365: The Wild, Orchestral Contraction
- 22/365: Forty and Twenty
- 21/365: Always Apart
- 20/365: Soap and Cigarettes
- 19/365: Dry Isolation
- 18/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #2
- 17/365: Already Consumed
- 16/365: Drunk Twenty-Four
- 15/365: Hoar Frost Fingers Out
- 14/365: Fear and Ruminations
- 13/365: Pills
- 12/365: Those Who Would Wait
- 11/365: Muffled Reports
- 10/365: Bodies and Hearts
- 9/365: Ed Norton Fantasy Poem #1
- 8/365: Kitten Naps (3 haikus)
- 7/365: As Many Unwinding
- 6/365: Love and Apathy
- 5/365: 3 Haikus While I Battle a Cold
- 4/365: Bodies In Isolation
- 3/365: Methadone
- 2/365: Oh, Left Breast
- What Is #365poems?
- 1/365: New Year's Day
- It Is Nearly Mid-Winter
- The Staircase
- I Am Still Here
- The Last Afternoon
- We All Straddle the Line (on the loss of my maternal grandmother)
- The Nothing
- Beyond the Capitalist Meter
- I Miss Swimming
- A Waking Dreamer's Nightmare
- Age Defies Consumption (and an Invitation to Join Me at #PoemCall)
- I Might Be So Big
- The Day Becomes An Empty Road
- Late At Night In the Subway
- The Happy Album
- Knocking Along the Rhythm of Survival
- I Love You So Much That I Might Die Alone
- Mid-Circle, Half-Baked
- Even the Syrup
- Adopting Wolves
- No One's Boot
- The Tire Fire
- The Future Was A Secret That Winked In Their Eye Once
- We'll Take This Place Like We Made It
- Where I Was From When I Was Seven: Bearing Down Upon The Buoy
- Nobody Loves Your Bones
- Here And Gone
- Racing Into Funeral Plots
- Sucked Up Into Pockets
- Consumption
- Cold Cases
- Heartless
- Sobering
- The False Bondage of the Spirit
- The Algebra Teacher
- Outlaws
- A Bitter Eye
- Pat Pat Pat
- We Are the Future Factory
- The Bog at the End of the World
- Empty Is Empty
- The Replacement
- That Lie
- Crumbs
- Unmoored
- And the Grandmother Ate the Baby
- A List of Complaints, Oh Sigh
- In The Field, 1987
- The Dear Johns
- With You, It's Always The Poor New-Yorkers
- The Traveller
- The Terrible Twist
- No Longer Other
- From This End
- Red Jacket
- The Easy Steal
- It Is Not About The Snail
- Fingers
- The House Is On Fire
- Remember: I Am Two Things
- The Clay Pot That Emptied Itself
- For Three Hours And A Lawnmower
- A Flight Of Children
- Droopy-boobed Lady, Let's Go GetSome Bacon-wrapped Goat Cheese Together
- Fuck But Youth Is Beautiful
- I Could Do Anything
- The Suburban Mould
- That Place
- Silence Is A Protest
- Truth
- The Year Of The Doctors
- How I Won
- The Body Inside Your Body
- Make Like Fire
- Brother
- Surely, There Is
- Mouths
- September Trees
- Lost Woman
- CPR
- That House
- When You Are Away
- NotOneOrTheOther
- Double-Thick
- The Office Meeting
- Poplar Leaves
- Toothless
- I Should Have Watered My Chrysanthemum
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