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Aug082008

Five Star Friday: Edition #18

There is some seriously serious good writing going on in this week's round of Five Star Friday. I am just about high from reading through the submissions. Breathe in deeply. Can you smell it? No? Neither can I. It makes you wonder, though, what the internet would smell like if it had a smell.

Dive in.

"Best Scooter Ever" from The Bloggess

"How I Got My Book of Mormon" from The Nervous Axon

"My First Pair of Patent Leather Shoes" from Chai & Punjabis

"Withering Heights" from Suburban Kamikaze

"Why Bother With the Birds and the Bees When You Can Just Scare the Hell Out of Them?" from Loralee's Looney Tunes

"Bad Psychic" from Psychicgeek

"The Facebook Facebeg Experience" from Breed 'Em and Weep

"Don't Breathe On Me" from Magneto Bold Too!

"Exposed" from The Typing Makes Me Sound Busy

"An Imaginary Conversation Featuring Objects in the Rental Apartment I'm Staying In" from Glark

"I Don't Know Dinner" from Between Too Little and Too Much

"Awkward Silence Popped the Cherry... Tomato" from Ice Cream Is Nice Cream

"North by Northeast" from Well Read Hostess

"Internalizing the "Catfight" Moniker" from Elisa Camahort's Personal Weblog

"Paul Newman On My Mind" from Rockbridge Times

"To Lulz or Not to Lulz: That Is the Question" from Sweetney

"Therefore Do Not Worry About Tomorrow, For Tomorrow Will Worry About Itself'" from Joy Unexpected

"What Makes Your Heart Sing (And Other Cliches)" from Awkwardly Social

"Big and Little" from Friday Playdate

"Baader-Meinhof" from /thepenismightier\

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Reader Comments (8)

Planning to dive into all of these this weekend. And to your question, I bet the internet would smell different daily. I sometimes wish it were scratch + sniff. Today it might smell like the Olympics? Or...John Edwards?

Friday, August 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commentergwen bell

Hee! I'm all blushy.

I think the internet would smell like christmas fires and B.O. But in a way where you can't stop smelling even though you know you should stop.

This is a bad analogy. I'll stop now.

Friday, August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJenny, the Bloggess

as always... thank you for the fabulousness of five star friday.

for me, five star friday smells like life.

like thanksgiving dinner which includes all the best smells (turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy) but also the ones we need help to handle (like drunken uncles, critical mothers, and shrieking children).

life.

Friday, August 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commenteringrid

Well you featured The Bloggess and Sweetney so tonight, to me, the internet smells extra fresh, if you get my extremely inside joke.

Friday, August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBaltimoreGal

Thank you, I love this Friday place.

Friday, August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterTamara

Cool! Who would have thought that being such a bad mother would pay off?

And the smell of the internet? I am thinking it smells like belly button lint. That has been festering in a jar for years. The trolls that live in their mothers basements collect it to sell on Ebay to pay for their WoW addiction.

Every now and then you get a whiff of flowers when The Bloggess flutters by on her unicorn.

Friday, August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKelley

Wow, what good company! I am only a third of the way through and have already discovered some new favorites. How did I miss these people?

Thanks for reading,

SK

Friday, August 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSuburban Kamikaze

OMG! More reading.

This is great.

Saturday, August 9, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCheri @ Blog This Mom!

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