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The entries from most of 2005 and 2006 will be tackled shortly. If there's an entry that you think should be listed here but is not, shoot an e-mail to elanmorgan at schmutzie dot com.

Thursday, April 23, 2015 — 9 Things I Find to Be True

Monday, March 23, 2015 — The Papier-Mâché Buddha: A Meditation on Love, Creation, and Shame

Thursday, March 19, 2015 — Lobster Love: A Conversation

Monday, March 2, 2015 — On Being a Fish On Dry Land and the Thread of Anxiety Deep In the Bones

Sunday, February 15, 2015 — We Are Worthy

Monday, February 9, 2015 — We Are Not Islands: Expectation As a Viral Contagion, Working On Belief, and Embracing Idealism

Tuesday, January 13, 2015 — How to Make Handwarmers (Fingerless Gloves) In 3 Steps, No Knitting Required

Sunday, December 28, 2014 — Thoughts About Growing Old And Dying Alone And Maybe Starting Up An Oldsters Commune

Wednesday, December 24, 2014 — High Waisted Beach Pimp: A Winter Holiday Walk

Wednesday, December 17, 2014 — The Personal vs Professional Online, Alienation, And Staying True To My Roots

Thursday, November 27, 2014 — How To Write A Personal Or Blog Mission Statement In 4 Simple Steps

Thursday, November 20, 2014 — That Time Social Pressure Made Me Burst Into Song About Apples

Thursday, November 6, 2014 — We Are Our Own Monsters: Lena Dunham And The Continued Shaming Of Girls And Women

Wednesday, October 29, 2014 — How To Make A Cereal Box Puppet (Even If You Have No Craft Supplies!) + An Ethel Merman Impression

Wednesday, October 15, 2014 — Swivel, Stop, Focus: Finding Small Doorways Through Hard Moments

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 — My Body As A Symbol

Friday, September 26, 2014 — Miracles Can Show Up On The Heads Of Little Brothers In Suburban Basements. It's True. It Happened In 1983.

Monday, September 8, 2014 — 10 Books That Continue To Affect Me And/Or Stay With Me Over Time

Sunday, August 31, 2014 — A Short Story About Why Ragged Ass Barber's Refusal to Serve Women Hit Home

Tuesday, August 19, 2014 — Dear Everyone Who Incorrectly Lists "Gender" As a Question On Forms

Sunday, August 17, 2014 — How To Tie a Wind- and Child-Resistant Scarf Knot In 5 Easy Steps

Sunday, August 10, 2014 — My Forehead Went to an Indigo Girls Show At the Regina Folk Festival. I Might Have Cried a Little.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 — Hot Stewardess Elbow Envy Is a Real Thing: Getting Over FOMOOB

Saturday, July 5, 2014 — Four Boys and a Pigeon

Thursday, June 26, 2014 — Chillin' Out Maxin' Relaxin' All Cool: There once was a middle class, suburban, capitalist romance…

Thursday, June 19, 2014 — 3 Reasons Why It Is a Good Idea to Have Date Stamps on Blog Posts

Monday, June 16, 2014 — The Female (dis)Empowerment Fashion Media Formula

Thursday, May 29, 2014 — My Cat's Miraculous Resurrection and Why I'll Never Sleep Again

Wednesday, May 21, 2014 — Thoughts I Had About Storytelling Over the Long Weekend

Friday, May 16, 2014 — Blog Topics: These Are Some For When You Are Stuck

Friday, May 9, 2014 — Subjectively Terrible Things Are Not About Me

Wednesday, April 23, 2014 — Dear Blogger: You Are Doing It Wrong

Wednesday, April 16, 2014 — The Interrobang: What It Is (Awesome) and How to Get It On Your iPhone (Also Awesome)

Tuesday, March 18, 2014 — Loneliness, Sobriety, and My Conscious Life

Tuesday, March 11, 2014 — Yogurt and Heartache

Sunday, March 2, 2014 — The Power of Your Voice vs Ad-Based Movements In Social Media

Tuesday, February 25, 2014 — "We Are Not Now What We Shall Be, But We Are On the Way."

Tuesday, February 4, 2014 — A Real, Live Personal Epiphany!

Wednesday, December 18, 2013 — How to Start: 40 Ways to Move Forward

Friday, December 13, 2013 — How to Terrify an Under-40 Friend About Turning 40 In Five Minutes or Less

Wednesday, December 4, 2013 — 14 GIFs About How I Am Over Stuff and Will Learn to Be Slow With More Words

Friday, November 29, 2013 — Things I Need to Remember to Keep My Heart Working

Saturday, November 23, 2013 — In Search of the Alchemical Spark of Superheroes

Thursday, November 7, 2013 — From Naked to Self-Employed: 10 Things That Changed My Life

Thursday, October 31, 2013 — How to Stalk Someone's Vision On a Photowalk

Friday, October 11, 2013 — I'm Out, Again, For National Coming Out Day

Thursday, September 26, 2013 — 5 Best Practices to Consider When You Register a Domain Name

Tuesday, September 24, 2013 — 5 Reasons to Register Your Own Domain Name

Thursday, September 12, 2013 — The Mortar Between the Bricks

Saturday, August 17, 2013 — 5 Things I've Learned During 3 Years of Sobriety

Wednesday, August 7, 2013 — A Love Letter to the Gentle People of the Internet: Please Don't Go

Saturday, August 3, 2013 — The External Supposed-Tos vs.The Internal Know-Hows

Friday, July 26, 2013 — Keep Working At Being Less of a Jerk

Friday, July 19, 2013 — Random Stuff I Feel Like Telling You

Wednesday, July 10, 2013 — Cheese Scones Done Easy: A Schmutzie-Approved Recipe

Monday, June 17, 2013 — How's Your Blog Doing?

Tuesday, June 11, 2013 — Stop Working For Free Online and Show Them What You're Worth

Thursday, May 23, 2013 — 17 Untruths Parents Believe About Non-Parents [updated]

Wednesday, May 15, 2013 — A Beautiful Thing Will Grow Out of This Very Hard Thing

Saturday, May 4, 2013 — 30 Reasons Why I Might Not Follow You Back On Twitter

Thursday, April 25, 2013 — The World Has Stories to Tell Us About Ourselves If We Listen For Them

Tuesday, April 16, 2013 — The Math of Love (In Light of the Recent Violence In Boston)

Friday, March 29, 2013 — I Can Do This One

Sunday, March 24, 2013 — How to Forgive Yourself When You've Hurt Someone You Love and Lost Them

Friday, March 15, 2013 — 5 Reasons Why Blogging Is Not Dead or Dying

Tuesday, March 5, 2013 — Big-Hairy-Deal Hard

Friday, February 22, 2013 — Crossroads

Thursday, February 14, 2013 — We Are More Than the Stories of Our Fears

Thursday, February 7, 2013 — How to Embed Vine Videos Just About Anywhere

Monday, January 28, 2013 — David, Suicide, and We Are Still Here

Monday, January 14, 2013 — Keep Your Eyes On Your Own Work

Tuesday, December 25, 2012 — Just Call Me Fatwife

Monday, December 24, 2012 — Happy Holidays? Not for All of Us, and That's Okay.

Saturday, December 8, 2012 — 3 Oddly Touching Conversations with Strange Men

Wednesday, November 21, 2012 — The Fantastic Trick of Being Alive

Tuesday, November 13, 2012 — Error Can Be the Opportunity that Changes Your World

Thursday, November 1, 2012 — You Are a Writer: Stop Resisting, Own Your Work, and Invest In Your Craft

Monday, October 15, 2012 — Growing What You Love As a Daily Practice Grows Your Courage

Wednesday, October 3, 2012 — 7 Building Blocks of Good Writing

Monday, October 1, 2012 — We've Moved On

Thursday, September 27, 2012 — Home Is Quite Different Than House, And I'm Finally Home

Tuesday, September 25, 2012 — 40 Things That Are Brave To Do

Monday, September 17, 2012 — There Would Always Be a Becky and Some Damned Kite

Wednesday, August 22, 2012 — Sweeping Up the Endless Mess Like a Volunteer Janitor

Wednesday, July 25, 2012 — 25 Loosely Associated and Thoroughly Uncomfortable Thoughts Numbered to Effect Order

Friday, July 13, 2012 — I Went to World Domination Summit 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012 — Five Is the Magic Number: I'm Technically Cancer Free!

Tuesday, June 19, 2012 — TEDx Talks: Elan Morgan's "Self-Doubt and the Power of Personal Narrative" at TEDxRegina

Wednesday, June 6, 2012 — A Pep Talk to Myself and You

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 — Plagiarism On the Internet and What You Can Do When It Happens to You

Tuesday, May 8, 2012 — 10 Things That Make You Look Like Spam On Twitter, Even If You're Not

Saturday, May 5, 2012 — 25 Things to Know and Do About Self-Doubt

Monday, April 30, 2012 — How NOT to Make Money Online: 10 Ways Bloggers Get Paid That Don't Actually Get Them Paid

Thursday, April 19, 2012 — Max, The Smoking Kitten

Tuesday, April 17, 2012 — It's Not About the Past. It's About Taking Our Joy Back.

Saturday, April 7, 2012 — I'm Speaking My Truth and Spreading the Word, Because It Does Get Better

Thursday, March 22, 2012 — THE CAPSY APATHY IS CAPSY

Tuesday, March 13, 2012 — What My Cat Taught Me: Perceived Aggression and the Power of a Gentle Touch

Saturday, February 25, 2012 — We Can Become Known

Tuesday, February 21, 2012 — I Sat Down to Write Morning Pages and Juanita Popped Out

Monday, February 13, 2012 — Ageism, Gender Norms, and Rocking the Short Hair

Thursday, January 26, 2012 — We Are All Children Until We Die

Monday, January 2, 2012 — Manipulation

Thursday, December 22, 2011 — Little Schmutzie Had a Christ Complex

Sunday, December 11, 2011 — This Is the Road My Heart Takes

Sunday, December 4, 2011 — It's Good to Break Open

Thursday, November 3, 2011 — And In the Second Year of Her Sobriety, She Freaked the Hell Out

Tuesday, November 1, 2011 — Lost and Found

Monday, October 24, 2011 — The Life List

Tuesday, October 18, 2011 — Poor People Cannot Afford Cheap Things

Saturday, October 1, 2011 — This Is How I Become More Than I Was

Saturday, September 24, 2011 — We Are the Heroes We're Looking For

Wednesday, September 21, 2011 — My Grandfather, Impossibly

Monday, September 5, 2011 — Does This Gratitude Thing Still Work?

Friday, August 26, 2011 — The Girl Who Couldn't Leave

Saturday, August 20, 2011 — This Is The First Anniversary of My Sobriety

Thursday, August 11, 2011 — If Your Internet Is Full of Assholes, It's Your Own Fault

Saturday, July 23, 2011 — Meet My Sobriety Belly. Her Name Is Esther.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011 — Our Life Narratives, the Problem of Truth, and the Natural Elasticity of Our Perception

Friday, July 8, 2011 — We Are As Present Here As We Are Anywhere

Thursday, June 16, 2011 — Parenting This Sobriety Baby Is a Real Bitch

Thursday, June 9, 2011 — The Inimitable Dr. Deieuew and Our Tenth Wedding Anniversary

Monday, June 6, 2011 — Six Vials of Blood, a Chest X-Ray, an Upcoming Physical, and a Double-Dose of Chicken Wings

Thursday, June 2, 2011 — Scrying Birds

Thursday, May 26, 2011 — Kevin's Red Telephone

Monday, May 9, 2011 — It Bears Repeating

Thursday, April 21, 2011 — Ask Schmutzie: When Is It Most Difficult?

Tuesday, April 5, 2011 — Ask Schmutzie: Is There A Point Where It Won't Feel Like I Should Just Give In?

Monday, March 21, 2011 — You Can't Go Back Again

Thursday, March 17, 2011 — Do I Ever Feel Like I'm Skydiving Naked

Thursday, March 10, 2011 — Let Your Thoughts Run Free, With A Side Of Bacon

Wednesday, February 23, 2011 — Worrying the Past

Sunday, February 13, 2011 — On Inspirational Weblogs, One Note Wonders, And The Need To Trust My Gurus

Wednesday, January 19, 2011 — One Of These Months I Will Write A Celebratory Post About My Sobriety. It's Just Not Going To Be Today.

Saturday, January 1, 2011 — An Apocalyptic Spiritual Revelation On New Year's Day Morning Leads To Breakfast At 6:00 p.m.

Friday, December 17, 2010 — My Unser Bunser Wunser's Gonna Get It In the Neck

Friday, December 3, 2010 — Reverb 10, Day 3: Moment

Monday, November 29, 2010 — The Pain of Living Breaks My Heart

Tuesday, November 16, 2010 — Sitting and Remembering and Waiting For the Heat to Kick In From the Boiler Below

Friday, November 12, 2010 — This Ain't No Lunch Counter: How to Cure Blogular Impotence and Remember Why You're Here

Wednesday, October 20, 2010 — Ramón Found and Lost

Saturday, October 9, 2010 — Some Days Lately

Saturday, October 2, 2010 — Sobriety, Cultural Divorce, and Freedom

Wednesday, September 8, 2010 — Bees Scare the Crap Out of Me. And I Heart Public Shame.

Monday, September 6, 2010 — Potatoes and Coffee and Time

Monday, August 30, 2010 — Drunkenness Is Temporary Suicide

Monday, August 23, 2010 — Grief's Children

Thursday, August 19, 2010 — I Think I'll Start Calling the Woman Who Serves Me My Before-Work Coffee "Muffin"

Saturday, July 31, 2010 — The Blues Hobo

Wednesday, July 28, 2010 — Lessons Learned From Nudity, A Handicap, And An Uptight Cat

Thursday, July 8, 2010 — A Crow and Her Mate and I

Tuesday, July 6, 2010 — My BlogHer '10 Business Cards and What You Should Think About When Designing Yours

Thursday, June 17, 2010 — Trapped!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010 — Refined By The Fire

Monday, May 17, 2010 — S/he: Stuck

Monday, May 10, 2010 — S/he: In The Beginning

Friday, May 7, 2010 — Why Are Young Men These Days So Bent On Stinking Up The Joint?

Tuesday, April 27, 2010 — Sometimes, Holding On To Your Dreams Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be

Thursday, April 22, 2010 — The Bold And The Hulk-Armed, In Which Schmutzie, Our Intrepid Heroine, Foils An Evil Plot

Monday, April 12, 2010 — Captainless, I Stumbled Through This Whole Day

Thursday, April 8, 2010 — My Face and the iPhone's CameraBag App

Thursday, March 18, 2010 — What's Up Schmutzie's Butt: Joe Q. Public's Opinion of My Hair

Wednesday, March 10, 2010 — I'm So Freaking Funny :-D

Monday, March 8, 2010 — Tab B Goes Into Slot A. Now What?

Wednesday, February 24, 2010 — Looking For My Huge, Freaking Sword Of Awesomeness

Friday, February 12, 2010 — It Ain't Easy Being Downy

Wednesday, February 10, 2010 — Here's To Love And Kicking Fear

Sunday, February 8, 2010 — S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night! (In 16 Pictures)

Tuesday, January 19, 2010 — Man, Does My "Shlop" Ever Twist The Underwears

Saturday, January 9, 2010 — Surprise! Shinny!

Sunday, December 27, 2009 — Top Ten Things Every Woman Should Know To Tell If They've Got Their Vagina On Wrong

Tuesday, December 22, 2009 — A Wake And Introspection

Tuesday, December 8, 2009 — The Drop-Off

Monday, November 30, 2009 — One Of My Most Embarrassing Moments Involved Accidental Public Nudity

Saturday, November 14, 2009 — What's Wrong With Me

Sunday, November 8, 2009 — Who Will Speak For The Glittens?

Sunday, November 1, 2009 — 22 Halloween Photos And An Awkward Moment Involving Duck Sex

Friday, October 30, 2009 — A Treatise On My Grinchly Attitude Toward Halloween

Tuesday, October 13, 2009 — The Curse of the Smiley

Monday, October 5, 2009 — Rudy

Thursday, September 17, 2009 — Lost Voices

Monday, September 14, 2009 — I Quit Smoking For Six Days, And I Start Spouting Off About Love And Generosity Of The Spirit. Sheesh.

Saturday, September 12, 2009 — I'm Four Days Into Quitting Smoking, And No One's Dead, Especially Me, Who Is Probably Less Dead

Tuesday, September 8, 2009 — Trepidatious About The Metaphorical Back-To-School-ness Of The Season

Sunday, August 16, 2009 — No Longer Dreaming Alone

Tuesday, August 11, 2009 — A Taste Of Adulthood With A Twist Of Soap

Thursday, July 30, 2009 — We Went Camping, And It Was Good

Friday, July 3, 2009 — Refined

Monday, June 22, 2009 — Red Things For My Brother And I

Sunday, June 7, 2009 — My Defense For People Watching Their Mouths

Friday, May 15, 2009 — Depression-Era Dumpster Food

Monday, May 4, 2009 — Like There's A Guy With A Knife On My Lawn

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 — Pornography Is A Washed-Up Unicorn

Sunday, April 5, 2009 — My First Crush Was Probably On Sam The Eagle

Tuesday, March 24, 2009 — Schmutzie Dancing Is Not good for Kittens or Other Living Things

Monday, March 23, 2009 — There's Power In Anger

Saturday, March 21, 2009 — Paper On a Wire

Monday, March 2, 2008 — Been Caught Stealing

Monday, February 23, 2009 — A Short Timeline of My First Ten Years, Round Two

Thursday, February 19, 2009 — Creep

Thursday, February 12, 2009 — Keep Showing Up

Saturday, February 7, 2009 — Impressions from Las Vegas

Saturday, January 24, 2009 — A Baby, A Mama, And an Unfortunate Sentence

Wednesday, January 14, 2009 — Meet Edwina, The Macrocephalic, Pasties-Wearing, Knocked-Up Crackpot

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 — Lula, You'll Be A Woman Soon

Sunday, December 7, 2008 — Pretty Good

Friday, December 5, 2008 — The Sky And I

Thursday, November 27, 2008 — Would You Like To Feel One Of Our Breasts?

Thursday, November 13, 2008 — Yar! I Bite Your Everything.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008 — The Poppy

Tuesday, November 4, 2008 — The Girl Who Came From Love

Thursday, October 30, 2008 — This Wide, Wild World

Monday, October 20, 2008 — Hayrides Are Dangerous And Harrowing Things That I Do Not Like

Thursday, October 9, 2008 — A Picture Of A Man And His Gourd Goes Terribly Awry

Wednesday, October 1, 2008 — The Shape of Grief

Monday, September 29, 2008 — Jingly Balls All Night Long

Wednesday, September 24, 2008 — My Belly: No Longer The White Elephant

Thursday, September 18, 2008 — Thus Spake The Palinode

Tuesday, September 9, 2008 — For The Love Of An Ear

Sunday, August 31, 2008 — The Garden Font

Tuesday, August 19, 2008 — Help! I've Pooped Illegally!

Saturday, August 16, 2008 — Swearing Can Change Your Life

Saturday, July 19, 2008 — A Little Old Man And A Touch Of Comfort

Thursday, July 10, 2008 — Curling Rink In A Quonset

Tuesday, July 1, 2008 — Home Is Where My Head Is

Thursday, June 26, 2008 — Our Cat Might Need Therapy

Tuesday, June 24, 2008 — The Ugliest Break-Up

Saturday, June 7, 2008 — The Non-Fire

Tuesday, May 27, 2008 — Too Much Information About My Doctor's Appointment

Sunday, May 11, 2008 — Not So Good Vibrations

Sunday, May 11, 2008 — Searching For The Underbelly

Thursday, May 8, 2008 — Nerd Nerd Nerd Fame Nerd Nerd

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 — Snowsuit Survival

Friday, April 25, 2008 — My First Movie Theatre Experience

Wednesday, April 23, 2008 — I Am Not A Breeder

Monday, April 21, 2008 — My Sweet Widdle Gopher

Wednesday, March 26, 2008 — Discrete

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 — And, Lo! I Have A Spirit Animal.

Monday, March 3, 2008 — I Could Always Dream About The Seaspray Laundry

Thursday, February 28, 2008 — Me And The Palinode And A Homeless Guy Make Three

Saturday, February 16, 2008 — I'm Eighty-Five And Holding

Thursday, February 14, 2008 — 1,000 Words About Things I Love

Friday, January 11, 2008 — In The Field, 1987

Thursday, January 10, 2008 — Pushing Punch Cards Into Slots

Thursday, January 3, 2008 — Why I Am Done With Cats Today

Tuesday, December 25, 2007 — Where I Live

Wednesday, December 12, 2007 — Socks In Crocs

Wednesday, December 5, 2007 — An Alphabetic Confession Of Apologies Never Delivered

Monday, November 26, 2007 — A Proust-Induced Eye Injury

Thursday, November 8, 2007 — How To Unclog A Shower Head On The Cheap The Environmentally Friendly Way

Tuesday, October 30, 2007 — Why I Don't Like Halloween

Monday, October 22, 2007 — Stumbling Upon The Ecstatic

Saturday, October 6, 2007 — One Cat, Two Cats, Rottweiler, Man

Monday, October 1, 2007 — Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Light

Sunday, September 30, 2007 — How To Create An Effect Not Entirely Unlike A Lomo Camera With Adobe Photoshop CS2

Sunday, September 16, 2007 — The Root Of Creation

Thursday, September 6, 2007 — A Short Timeline Of My First Ten Years

Monday, September 3, 2007 — Two Cigarettes

Sunday, August 12, 2007 — The New Project Begins

Thursday, August 9, 2007 — At One Remove

Sunday, July 29, 2007 — A Woman Is Little More Than A Procreative Device, And Don't You Forget It

Saturday, July 28, 2007 — What I've Learned About Keeping A Personal Weblog So Far

Saturday, July 7, 2007 — I Have A Rubber Cock And A New Hobby

Saturday, June 30, 2007 — I Nudged Him Hard, Saying: "Come, Gloopy Bastard, As Thou Art"

Friday, June 8, 2007 — The Last Day Of Our Acquaintance

Friday, June 1, 2007 — Almost There

Monday, May 28, 2007 — Spousal Abuse For The Price Of A Kiss, A Lesson In Lying, Circles, And Not Getting Felt Up

Friday, May 11, 2007 — The Big News

Wednesday, May 2, 2007 — How The LEEP Thing Went plus Bonus Unrelated Pictures Of My Cat, Onion

Sunday, April 15, 2007 — Embracing This Meat Machine A Little Bit At A Time

Wednesday, April 11, 2007 — The Chicken And The Egg

Tuesday, April 3, 2007 — Hell, Redemption, And The Easter Bunny

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 — Was And Now

Tuesday, March 13, 2007 — If The Ham's Satanic, You Know What To Do With It

Monday, February 5, 2007 — A Bath, A Stream, And The Loss Of Safe Water

Wednesday, January 10, 2007 — I Was Once A Member Of The Corey Hart Fan Club

Monday, January 8, 2007 — A Deep Dark Hole Filled With Cats And Home Repair

Tuesday, January 2, 2007 — Privacy Schmivacy

Saturday, December 23, 2006 — Just Another (Mostly) Hairless Biped With Opposable Thumbs

Thursday, November 30, 2006 — In Want Of A Colposcope

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 — Punchdrunk

Monday, November 13, 2006 — Love/Hate And Roller Skates

Monday, November 6, 2006 — Fussy And Tedious And Consuming Heedlessly

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Thursday, June 1, 2006 — My Invention

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Monday, April 24, 2006 — Dead Pet Photos! One Time Only!

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006 — First I Was Angry, And Then I Was Sad, And Then I Grew Up A Little More

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Wednesday, December 14, 2005 — Phantom Odour

Saturday, November 24, 2005 — Tuesday Was A Glo-Ball Waiting To Happen

Saturday, November 5, 2005 — A Frenzy Of Displaced Nostalgia

Saturday, October 29, 2005 — It's Kind Of Like Looking At That Book About Cats That Paint, Only Different

Wednesday, September 28, 2005 — If It Doesn't Belong To You, Leave It Alone

Friday, September 9, 2005 — He May Be A Junkyard Semi-Feral Freakshow, But He's Our Junkyard Semi-Feral Freakshow

Wednesday, August 31, 2005 — Being Five And The Other Thing

Tuesday, August 9, 2005 — Baby Moose On The Rise

Sunday, August 7, 2005 — Fuck It

Monday, June 20, 2005 — Hovering At The Edge Of Things

Tuesday, June 7, 2005 — Me And The Clique Girls (or Why I Am Only A So-So Swimmer)

Wednesday, June 1, 2005 — One Hundred Things In A List In No Apparent Order Revisited

Friday, May 20, 2005 — She Gave Me A Blanket Of Bees And Crabapple Blossoms

Sunday, May 8, 2005 — Less Talking, More Isolation

Wednesday, April 6, 2005 — The Force Of Return

Friday, April 1, 2005 — A Post In Which The Fiery One And I Converse

Wednesday, March 9, 2005 — The Uncle And The Pendant

Wednesday, March 2, 2005 — Feldspar And Pointy Sticks Call For Beer, Beer, Beer

Monday, November 22, 2004 — I Am A Raucous Ball Of Joy Today, Oh Yes, I Am

Monday, October 25, 2004 — A Love Letter To See Us Through Six Days

Thursday, August 26, 2004 — How To Get Around In Australia Without Actually Going There

Sunday, August 1, 2004 — Animal Heat At The Zoo

Sunday, May 2, 2004 — One Hundred Things In A List In No Apparent Order