Schmutzie.com U.S. Postage Stamps

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Did you know that I made U.S. postage stamps? And I am Canadian, too. That hardly sounds legal, but lo and behold, it is.

Now people all over the United States can drink in the beauty that is my friend, R. He's a handsome devil, that man.

Zazzle custom stamps will work with any size mailing, including greeting cards, invitations, and note card envelopes. It features an original black-and-white photograph, taken by Schmutzie, of an ornery man sticking his tongue out at you. The 2.1" x 1.3" stamps come in sheets of 20 and can be purchases in several types of postage amounts: Post Card, 1st Class 1oz, 1st Class 2oz/1oz odd, 1st Class 3oz, 1st Class 3.5oz, 1st Class 4oz, and Priority Mail.

Click here, and they can be yours for anywhere between $14.87/sheet of 20 (Post Card) and $109.95/sheet of 20 (Priority Mail), depending on the type of postage you choose.

I kill myself.

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16 comments:  DD Now you just need to mail me something so I can drink in all the goodness that is Schmutzie right out of my mailbox (even if the image is not Schmutzie)! That sounds strangely sexual. However, you have given me a great idea for the card exchange!    Schmutzie Would that I could, but I can't even use the stamps up here. Boo.    jenB We do that every year with Canada Post. Because my husband is a NERD!    Rachelskirts Oh wow. I seriously have the urge to mail something now. I wonder how my grandmother would react to that postage . . .    wench thou arte a goddess of delight, driven by thine own madness to create hilarity for us mortal souls. and you're pretty funny too! Jenb - Canada Post does this as well?    Paige Stanton I read the whole page, I hadn't visited in a while and was suprised to find quite a lot of new stuff. I LOVE the banana split at the end...    Schmutzie Thanks, Paige!    Belinda Mail. Yes. Real mail. Must send actual mail.    rfoxy Awesome. Simply awesome.    Guenosdias! Those would be great for paying bills!    Abigail Road Hey! Is that my big arm beside him??? If so....WOOT!....I'm on a postage stamp!    Schmutzie Abigail, that is indeed your arm. You're famous!    BrentD Do the postal authorities know about this? Ar they likely to start shooting?    Schmutzie The postal authorities are fine with it, Brentd. I had to submit my stamp design for approval through Zazzle before publishing it.    savia Just like the stamp, you are first class, Schmutzie ;)    TB Brilliant. I've seen the Zazzle stamps, but I never thought to add my url to it. Great idea.   blog comment guidelines post a comment ~ Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom] ~ main page